My only purpose in writing this blog is to remind you of the debt we all owe to the developers of brake linings. A very significant development although too often taken for granted.
We were enjoying a Sunday drive in our new whippit when the brakes starting smoking. So, what to do? Stupid question. Stop the car and put out the fire. With what? Another dumb question. Try urine. It works to perfection....with one slight problem. Hot urine smells bad. How bad? Bad enough to make you want to vomit. Would you like to argue about that? Good!
Get a pot, add urine, apply heat and inhale deeply. Just be careful where you throw-up. Someone will have to clean up your smelly mess.
3 comments:
Lol!!!
I would try your suggestions, but alas.... "I have no pot to piss in!"
:)
Glad I've never had to try that! We did put out a car fire with a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi once...sticky but not burning anymore, which was the most important thing!
Shannon
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